If the only reason you're into Shakespeare is so your friends see high quality literature on your bookshelf when they come over, here's a solution for you. Book Decor sells "books by the yard" to use as decoration. Seems like there's something to be said here about judging a person by their book covers?
(Note, books are not in English and I have no idea if there's anything vaguely Shakespeare related in there. You don't get to pick the books, only the decorative style.)
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