I'm sure I've posted about this before, but sometimes it's fun to dust off the old stuff. How many of you find yourself responding to random daily events in Shakespeare quotes? I'll often spring the title quote on my wife when accused of something.
"And whose empty Diet Coke can is this sitting on the table?"
"Shake not thy gory locks at me, woman! Thou canst not say I did it!"
My kids have grown up with this, of course. They know to just roll their eyes and move on. Although I still think that morning last month where the milk was expiring on March 15 and I bid them beware the Ides of Milk is still one of my greatest puns to date. :)