Ok, so I'm sure most of us saw the story, not even worth linking to, that Miramax's business plan for the next couple of years is to make sequels out of all their old hits - including Shakespeare In Love.
This immediately cast fans of the movie into two camps: the "that was an awesome movie and thus if they can capture that awesomeness again it will be even more awesome" camp, and the "You'll never replicate it, it's perfect the way it was, don't ruin it" camp.
The problem with the second camp is that Miramax is going to do it with you or without you, so the best you can hope for is not "don't do it" but "oh god I hope it doesn't suck."
So, here's what I'm thinking. Collectively, the people that hang out here probably know more about, and care more about, the subject of Shakespeare than much of the rest of the world. So, let's write the sequel. Let's put together so many ideas about what it can and should be that Miramax can't help but get wind of it and run with whatever we come up with. (I'll believe that when I see it, of course, but until then it can keep us entertained :)).
So, brainstorm. Let's go, anybody.
I heard three ideas bandied about on Twitter. One involves a midnight mission to steal and reassemble the Globe in the middle of the night. Great scene from history, and a great scene for a movie. But it's not a plot, just an event.
One tries to get Shakespeare as far away from the first movie as possible, projecting him into the Late Romance years, near retirement, having lived out a full life and approaching the end of his career, looking back on memories.
One suggested that even Gwynneth Paltrow's character could be reprised, haunting Shakespeare's vision of all his female leads for the rest of his career.
Maybe tell it through the character of his children? That has huge untapped potential, since we know so little about his relationship to them. Unfortunately the first movie establishes that the Anne Hathaway relationship is a frigid one, so that pretty much slams the door on any romance (unless you attempt a rekindling storyline, but that would be very difficult I think). Perhaps his daughter's marriage to... Thomas Quiney, was it? Wait, no, he was the one that had the scandal. Which daughter had the good marriage, Susannah? I could start to imagine a play about Shakespeare's daughter in love, her famous father cast in something of a secondary role (much, though, like Julius Caesar is to his play, a spectre over the entire production). Ooo, how about a story where his daughter (and son-in-law) conspire to somehow find Gwynneth Paltrow and reunite them? Eh, it's a thought.
Ok, somebody else go.