Enough fooling around about how you know you’re a Shakespeare Geek or I know I’m one. What if Shakespeare himself was a geek?
I missed this article when it came around in April, but Pocket Lint imagines some geeky variants to the plays:
The Windows Tale
In Sicilia Valley, King Gates becomes convinced that his wife, Melinda, is having an affair with his friend Ballmer, King of the software department. He has her imprisoned and sends delegates to search the internet to see if his suspicions were true. While in prison, Melinda, gives birth to a girl and Gates has it sent to the software department to be placed alone in the wild. When the delegates return and state that the internet has exonerated Melinda, Gates remains stubborn and his wife and son die. Sixteen years later, a repentant Gates is reunited with his daughter, who is in love with the Prince of the software department. His wife is also later reunited with him by extraordinary means.
Give yourself extra computer geek credit if you thought that “delegates” was going to turn into a software patterns joke. Double credit if you knew that Melinda Gates was the manager of the doomed Microsoft Bob project, and that the Internet will never ever exonerate her for that particular crime.