This is old, but I'd never seen it. The Onion's always good for a laugh, triply quadruply so when they're doing Shakespeare!
"Listen to this: 'When we first see Hamlet comma he is getting over hisAdmit it, teachers! You've done this. I know you have.
father's death comma which some say comma indeed comma was a shock to Hamlet comma and he could not get over it when he sees his father's ghost comma which comma wants revenge,'" Burroughs read aloud during her turn. "If you ask me comma this paper sucks pretty bad."