Another good one I missed as Chris Brown, who I know only as the singer who beat up his singer girlfriend Rhianna, compares his relationship to Romeo and Juliet.
On second thought, maybe he’s right. Go ahead and kill yourself, Mr. Brown, and then we’ll compare.
Even better, when told that this is what he’d be remembered for, he apparently (I have better things to do than watch the video, I’m just reading the summaries) brings up Michael Jackson. I think maybe “O.J.” is what you meant to say there.