Seems there’s a bit of trouble, or perhaps irony, brewing in dear Stratford on Avon. “Romeo and Juliet’s Adult Boutique”, purveyor of … well, I’m sure you can guess … got a license to open up shop in Shakespeare’s hometown.
Given all the sex jokes Shakespeare wrote, I think it would be funny if they just themed the whole store and had nothing but Shakespeare puns everywhere you look. The “Much Ado About Nothing” section could be right next to “Country Matters.”
…and that’s about as far as I’m gonna take that. :)