Both my wife and I have been trying to diet lately, so part of the morning ritual has become to step on a scale and report back and successes.
This morning I told my wife how much I’d lost (and nope, I’m not telling you people ;).
“Who’s the man!” she responded, by way of congratulations.
“Amanda Bynes?” I countered.
“????” she said.
“It’s a Shakespeare thing,” I explained.
“??????” she said again.