Saturday, March 29, 2008

How Old Is Hamlet?

http://princehamlet.com/chapter_1.html

I don' t have much time to get into this at the moment but I didn't want to forget about the link.  Forget Romeo - how old is Hamlet?  The gravedigger's scene seems to tell us pretty clearly that he's about 30.  Does that feel right?  Wasn't he off at school?  Isn't he still working out some issues with his relationship to mom?  Doesn't everything else about the play make him feel younger?

The link above comes from the book, Hamlet : The Undiscovered Country, by Steve Roth.  I can't seem to find any links to the book itself so I'm not sure if it's already published (perhaps a long time ago), or coming soon.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Ok, Who Needs an Italian Name Generator? Anybody?

http://doubtingtommaso.blogspot.com/2008/03/markov-chains.html

Since I'm in the middle of David Blixt's Master of Verona right now, I couldn't resist posting this story about a programmer who whipped up an algorithm for generating fake, but authentic, Italian last names. 

Flaming Carrots, Time Lollipops, and Buddy Hackett

http://againwiththecomics.blogspot.com/2008/03/herbie-flaming-carrot-and-billy-bob.html

I'm not sure I can explain this comic, you really have to see it for yourself.  It's got lots of Shakespeare, though, and surely qualifies as "geeky".

Thursday, March 27, 2008

"I have never read a single book from Shakespeare, completely."

So I had an interesting conversation with a coworker yesterday when he discovered this blog.  The above quote is his.  I wasn't quite sure how to follow that.  He is in fact from a different country (India), but still, I think I was under the impression that just about every modern school system in the world had some exposure to Shakespeare.

So, what would you say?  I don't think it's appropriate to just jump in and say "Oh, well then, it's Romeo and Juliet for you!  Right now, get started!  Come back when you can discuss Queen Mab."  Especially not without the benefit of a teacher who is going to stop you after every scene, answer your questions, and make sure you're getting the general idea.  I suggested he make it a point to go see some Shakespeare, and showed him Bard in Boston as a great place to start.  And I lent him my copy of Bryson's Shakespeare biography.  If he likes that, I've got plenty of others to show him....

Who needs 14yr old British girls, anyway?

http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2268229,00.html

New report called Read Up, Fed Up : Exploring Teenage Reading Habits in the UK Today about the reading habits of 11-14yr old girls says many things to make you sad:

* Top winners include celebrity gossip magazines, "reading song lyrics online", and "reading your own blog."

* Harry Potter is both in the most liked and most loathed categories.

* The most loathed is homework, followed by Shakespeare, followed by...ready for this?  "Books of over 100 pages."

I place the blame firmly with Alan K. Farrar, my distinguished visitor from that area of the world.  Looks like he's not doing enough to pimp the Bard's good works among the young folk!

:-D

Most Popular Queries

It's always fun to look at the search logs.  Since I've been tracking it, here are the most popular queries that will land you on ShakespeareGeek:

1)  Romeo's last words  - Somebody explained this one to me. It's a popular crossword puzzle clue.  The answer is "I die."

2) Elizabethan recipes - I've never understood the popularity of this one.  I think it's because I'm one of the few links for it in Google, so there's little competition.  My stats also show that nobody really goes on to buy anything from the shop mentioned in that post, so maybe it's just a curiosity?  Who knows.

3) Megan Fox tattoo - It makes me happy that a very hot girl has a tattoo that happens to be a quote from King Lear.

4) How old is Romeo - I'm glad we had a pretty in depth discussion on this one, because it's one of those indirect questions where you've always assumed you had the right answer (Juliet is 13, therefore Romeo must be 13, right?) until you give it some thought and say "You know, it never actually says he's 13..."

5) Simpsons Hamlet - Who is typing this, ya think?  Simpsons fans who recognize their Shakespeare, or Shakespeare fans who watch The Simpsons?

 

I'm also intriged by #6, which is in fact "Shakespeare geek".  Not sure if that was the sort of thing people type anyway, or if they are actually looking for little old me, but I'm happy to see so many links pop up :).

Speaking of Animated Romeo and Juliet

http://featurefilmnews.com/2008/03/26/russia-gets-some-3d-shakespeare/

Last week or so I was all about "Sealed With A Kiss", a children's animated version of Romeo and Juliet with sealife.  Well here comes another one.  This time it's in 3D!  That's different.  Instead of sea lions, we'll have sparrows and pigeons.  Russian ones, to be precise.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Stand Up For Your Inner Geek

http://www.fray.com/geek/

Quarterly magazine Fray is doing their next issue on "geeks" and looking for contributions.  What's a geek?

We are everywhere:  superfans, wonks, philes, heads, enthusiasts of the sublimely obscue.  We are the people who care too much about something others do not really understand.  We make the world go 'round.  If you've ever been into something so much your friends wondered about your sanity, you're a geek, too.

Needless to say I already signed up, proudly declaring myself a Shakespeare geek.  Who's with me?

Shakespeare In Venice

http://www.newkerala.com/one.php?action=fullnews&id=39584

There's not much by way of actual information in this article, which refers to a new book called Shakespeare in Venice that suggests he may have indeed gone there himself.   But, still, it's always an interesting idea.  If they had any proof it would certainly throw a monkeywrench into some of the authorship debate, wouldn't it?

Quartos Going Digital

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23438755-5001028,00.html

Two libraries in Britain and the US plan to reproduce online all 75 editions of William Shakespeare's plays printed in the quarto format before the year 1641.

This is one of those projects that makes me wish I was a grad student someplace, just spending all day combing through every last page looking at the handwritten notes in the margins.  It's not just that they're scanning the quartos - the British Library did that with theirs back in 2004 - it's that each quarto is different, and they are scanning them all.

It's funny that the article says Shakespeare wrote "at least 37 plays."  I thought the generally held number now was 38 - or aren't they counting Two Noble Kinsmen, you think?

Review : The Book Of Air And Shadows

When I read The DaVinci Code, I thought, "I think I would have enjoyed this more if it was about Shakespeare, instead of Catholicism."  When I read Interred With Their Bones, which had a bunch of Shakespearean actors killing each other to get at the prize, I thought, "Hmmm, maybe thrillers aren't really my thing.  Good Shakespeare content, though."  I'm happy to report that The Book Of Air And Shadows, by Michael Gruber, fits somewhere between the two.  I liked it quite a bit.  Which is odd, really, since there isn't really all that much Shakespeare in it.

You probably know the plot without me even having to tell you.  Somebody turns up clues to an undiscovered Shakespeare manuscript (and no, actually, it's not Cardenio).  You notice how it's never the manuscript they find, but always some wild goose chase of clues that may or may not have a manuscript at the end?  Same deal here.  Blah blah blah, typically backstory stuff about exactly what a new Shakespeare manuscript would mean to the world, guesses at its value, and so on, and then the race is on for who gets it first, the good guys or the bad guys.  Seems innocent, then somebody dies suspiciously and we learn just how far the bad guys are willing to go...you know, the standard stuff.

The first interesting bit is that none of the characters are really all that into Shakespeare.  Sure, there are a few token Shakespeare experts thrown in, but they are minor characters.  The heroes are actually an amateur filmmaker and his  bookbinder girlfriend that work in a rare bookstore, and an intellectual property lawyer.  Throw in a liberal amount of gansters, mostly Russian, and the rest of the story sort of writes itself.  Is it legit?  Is it all a big scam?  Who is scamming whom?  How many different groups of gangsters are in on it, and who is the spy in the ranks?  I find it amusing to comment on the book this way, since many times that is exactly what the amateur filmmaker hero does, commenting on how "If this was a movie, the gangsters would bust down that door..." and then they do.

The narrative structure of the story is compelling.  It starts with the lawyer hiding out from the bad guys, and takes the form of him journalling his story up to that point.  This is intermixed with the story of the filmmaker who found the clues to the manuscript, which is told in third person.  Eventually the stories cross and you get opportunities to hear two sides of the same scene whenever both men are in the room.

Some parts, I did not love.  For instance we get to see the actual letters that are the clues to the hidden treasure.  They are mixed between chapters.  They are also written in "original spelling", so you have to slog through pages of stuff like this (opening randomly):  "...asking always the favour of almighty God to keep me stricktlie on the path of truthfullnesse as I have muche of the olde Adam in me as thou knowest & mayhap I have told you som of it before nowe, yet you may forget and, which God foirbid, die before oure lad hath reached the age of understand, soe it is better wrote down."   It's one thing to get maybe a paragraph of that, but when you've got 3-5 pages of it in between each chapter, it takes some getting used to.  I just keep seeing it as a long stream of typos.

Secondly, it ends as all thrillers seem to do with so many twists and doublecrosses that you may lose track of what just happened.  I'm not really sure if writing a character who kept pointing out the cliche'd nature of the story helped or hurt the overall quality.  Wouldn't the idea be to do something different than the typical script calls for, instead of taking the story out to its standard conclusion, all the while going "Yup, this is what happens next, yup, then this...."  There's actually an answer to that question near the end, by the way, when some of the characters engage in conversation about whether movies echo humanity, or whether people define themselves around what the movies tell them is the ideal.  Which of course leads back to asking the same question of Shakespeare's works, a common theme here on the blog.

Lastly, I didn't love the characters all that much.  There is a weird obsession with sex in the story that seemed over the top at times.  I get that it is a defining characteristic of our narrator - he ruins his life over his obsession with sex, as a matter of fact - it just seemed a little alien to me in a novel that I thought was going to be primarily about Shakespeare.  Which reminds me, the narrator is a pretty lousy person.  There's a whole backstory about why, and you get to decide for yourself whether you forgive him his sins, but in general, he's a big obnoxious bully.  Which makes his parts of the story, told in first person, very interesting.

Summing up?  This is, in no way, a cut and paste thriller where the prize is a lost Shakespeare manuscript.  It could just as easily have been the Ark of the Covenant for all it mattered to the story (other than some token bits about intellectual property and copyright ownership, that is).  It's also not that much of a thriller.  I'd almost put it more in the mystery category.  There are very few action sequences, and almost all of them are dispatched in short order.  I believe there was only one chase scene in the whole book, which yes, did have the filmmaker character commenting "Oh, and this would be the obligatory chase scene."  I mentioned elsewhere that there are no "dun dun DUNNNN!!!" moments at the end of chapters.

Given those things I am actually quite surprised to find that I enjoyed the story very much.  The narrative in particular worked very well.  It felt more...literary? To me.  It did not feel like the kind of random paperback you grab out of a rack at the airport.  You know what I'm talking about, the throwaway kind that you wouldn't otherwise think about if you didn't need something to do for the next 6 hours.  It was not a chore to read.  On the contrary I was a little sad when it was over. Not in the sense that I missed the characters, but in that I was enjoying the writing itself.  Does that make sense?  I think I like this Gruber fellow's style.  Might have to look into what else he's written, Shakespeare or no.  I suppose that ends up as something of a compliment, since I never would have known who he was if he hadn't written a Shakespeare book.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Send More High School Brains [OffTopic]

A little while back I posted a reference to my day job, stating that I was looking to talk to high school students and teachers about a few things related to college admissions.  Since the first response I got was a little strong, I wanted to explain a little bit.

My first respondent said, basically, "If you expect me to advertise for you or you're going to stick my name on a bunch of mailing lists, I'll be pissed."  I assume, then, that there are people out there who think exactly that and choose not to respond. 

So let me answer that, assuming you trust me.  I'm not going to do that.  That's not the purpose.  In my day job I write software for a web company that does stuff related to college admissions.  I happen to like being good at my job and producing a good product.  So, independent of everybody else in my company, sales team included, I'm doing my own independent research.  As the developer of the product, I want to talk to potential users of the product.  In my own way, not in a marketing focus group way.  I'm not sending sales people your way (unless you decide you want me to).  I'm just trying learn what my audience wants so I can deliver it.

If that sounds cool, feel free to contact me.  More details in the original post, linked above.  Sorry for interrupting the flow of Shakespeare again, but I have to pay the bills somehow.

Moons Of Uranus

So a friend asks me today if I know the story of Uranus' moons.  Of course I know that they are named for Shakespearean characters, but he asks me why that is - why aren't they named in the more traditional Greek style of the time.

Interesting question!

The most I can find from wikiing around goes a little something like this:  In 1851, there were 3 known satellites of Uranus.  Then a fourth was discovered.  Astronomer John Herchel, son of William Herschel (who had discovered the first two), proposed the naming scheme:  Umbriel, Ariel, Oberon, Titania.  Umbriel being the newest one.  It's unclear whether the other three had names which were then changed, or if they simply hadn't been named yet (they were discovered as far back as 1787, so it is unlikely that they had no names at all).

Here's how I think the story goes.

But first, a story of my own.  Once upon a time I started a new job, and they gave me two server computers to set up.  As the computer geeks out there may know, particularly in Unix land, you have to name your servers.  Naturally I named them Macbeth and Macduff.  Seemed logical since I had the set.  Well, later on we hired someone to do that job for us who decided that my naming scheme had been "mac- words" and proceeded to go to town, so to speak, creating things like "macaroniandcheese", "macgruffthecrimedog", and a few others I can't remember.   This later became "mc" words, including "mcfly" (Back to the Future), which somebody took and turned into "80's catch phrases" and named a machine "bueller" for Ferris Bueller, and so on.  Sometimes naming schemes take a funny turn.

Now, back to the story.  Folks may recognize "Umbriel" as a character from Alexander Pope's The Rape of the Lock.  It is also reminiscent of the latin umbra-, for shadow.  Umbriel is the darkest of Uranus' moons.  So I like to think that maybe Herschel was poetically inspired by the darkness and selected Umbriel as a fitting name.

It so happens, and this is where it gets interesting, that there is also a character in Pope named Ariel.  "Aha!" thinks Herschel, "Ariel is also a Shakespearean character!  And you know, there's lots more Shakespeare characters than Pope characters to choose from.  Maybe I should use Shakespeare instead."  Thus we got Ariel, Oberon and Titania (the two biggest, by the way, and thus the king and queen).  Almost a century later we got Miranda, and these days there's something like 27 of them, as noted in the originally linked post.  The only hole in my theory is that he named them all at the same time. If he really wanted to be consistent he could have chucked Umbriel and gone all Shakespeare.

I have no idea how the names really came about, I just like the idea of a guy 150 years ago using the same sort of creativity to name planets that I use to name my computers.

Perhaps the geekiest bit of the story is that as late as 1986 somebody named one of the moons Belinda....which is back to the Pope scheme again!  So surely there's an astronomer out there with a geeky sense of humor just like mine who decided that not only was he not messing with the naming scheme, but he was actually being more true to the original.  I like him.

Peter Brook

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/news/clips/2005/04/25/PeterBrookNYTIMES.pdf

I don't know much about Peter Brook, other than the absolutely fall-over-yourself raving that Rosenbaum has for Brooks' production of Dream back in the 60's (in a good way, that is).  I happened upon this PDF, which is apparently a book excerpt dated 2005, that provides much more about the man - Brook, not Rosenbaum.

Drive-by Reference : Old Man's War, by John Scalzi

Technically it has nothing else to do with Shakespeare, but I'm just about finished reading Old Man's War by John Scalzi, and enjoying it very much.  It's somewhat of a classic scifi story, "the universe needs troops for its interstellar army" and all that sort of thing.  Been done in many ways over the years. 

Why I'm posting, though, is the scene in the middle where a bunch of the old Earth folk, freaking out about having been in space so long, compare notes on what they miss the most.  One of them misses Shakespeare in the Park the most.  Later, we learn that the narrator has an even deeper back story with Shakespeare.

I wouldn't recommend the book based on that, it's not like Shakespeare is essential in any way to the plot or the characters.  But if you like that military scifi stuff, I'm just saying, this one's got some Shakespeare in it.

Contest Reminder : FREE Book Giveaway

Just a reminder that the deadline to win one of three free copies of The Book of Air and Shadows, by Michael Gruber, is April 1. Visit the original post for contest rules.

I haven't posted my review yet because I'm not finished with the book, but I'm just about there, so it should be up this week. I like it! It definitely does not suffer from that dreaded "thriller" disease where every other chapter ends with that DUN DUN DUNNNN! sound, as David so nicely put it last time ;).

UPDATE: April 1, 2008 - Contest Over. Thanks for playing!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Shakespeare Was Wrong

http://www.brandingstrategyinsider.com/2008/03/visual-versus-v.html

This one is only borderline Shakespeare, but I liked it.  Specifically it's a branding article talking about the power of your words, and in particular how the name of a product is the most important thing.  The author says, simply, "Shakespeare was wrong - a rose by any other name would not smell as sweet."

What I'm interested in is how you react to that sentence, particularly the first bit.  I'll admit that my first reaction was to see if I could argue that Shakespeare was not wrong.  I'm pleased to be able to point out that their article is actually about the difference between visual and audio, and the rose comment is the only reference to smell, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't so wrong after all.  Yes, if all you ever did was a radio spot where you told people "Wouldn't it be nice to come home after a long day at the office and discover that your husband has brought you a dozen long-stemmed BabyDiapers?"  then yes, they have a point.  And if you'd seen, but never smelled, a rose, now called a "baby's diaper", then perhaps you wouldn't be so keen on hunting them down and paying $5/stem.   But what if you smelled it first, without knowing the name of it?  And you said, "Hey, I like it."  And somebody said, "It's called a Baby's Diaper."  You'd say, "Funny name.  Doesn't smell like that.  Smells good."

Slow news day in the world of Shakespeare, I guess.  You folks come here for the offbeat references, right? :)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Actor Paul Scofield Dead at 86

I can't say I know much about Paul Scofield, who appears to have been a noted Shakespearean actor.  Somebody tell us about him?  Anybody ever get to see him perform?

Second Life Shakespeare : Open Auditions!

http://pixeltheatre.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/sl-shakespeare-company-open-auditions-march-3008/

Missed it the first time?  Second Life Shakespeare Company is holding auditions on Sunday, March 30.  Looks like fun, if you're into that sort of thing.

Have You Read All Of Shakespeare?

http://www.bardblog.com/have-you-read-all-of-shakespeare/

Gedaly over at The Bard Blog's got the question up.  What's your answer, and why?  Answer over there, not here, I'm trying to share some traffic, not steal it :).  I already put my answer up.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dinner With The Capulets

Last night my parents are over for dinner.  My 3yr old, Elizabeth, holds her hand up and says, "Everybody listen!  I'm a Capulet, and you have to be quiet, because we've having a party."  She then turns to everybody at the table and says, "You're a Capulet, and you're a Capulet, and you're a Capulet too."

Cue my mother to ask, "What's a capulet?"

I love moments like this.  "That's from Romeo and Juliet," I tell her.  "Capulet is Juliet's last name.  Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet."

Elizabeth catches our attention again because of the face she is making.  "You have to do this," she tells us, and I realize that she has covered her upper lip in grated cheese.  And then I get it.  In the movie we just watched, Sealed With A Kiss, the Capulets are having a party on board a ship.  The Capulets are the white seals, the Montagues are the brown seals.  So the way that Mercutio, Benvolio and Romeo get into the party is to roll themselves around in the white sand until they look like the Capulet seals.  My daughter has figured out how to use the grated cheese to camouflage herself.

"Are any of us Montagues?" I ask.  "If there are Capulets, there should be Montagues."

She thinks about this, then turns to her little brother.  "Brendan can be a Montague."

"So is he Romeo?  Do you marry him?"

"No, Daddy, I marry you.  You can be Romeo.  The Prince wants to marry me but you come to the party and take me away."

 

And so on.  That's what dinner at my house is like :).

Monday, March 17, 2008

Best Opening Line

I've said it before, but hearing certain bits of Shakespeare spoken aloud makes lightning bolts shoot straight up my spine.  It's like my brain suddenly tells the rest of my body, "Listen up!  Something good's happening!  Get on the edge of that seat!"

This makes the opening lines particularly special, as those mean "You're about to get that feeling for the next 2-3 hours."  I've heard it said that the opening sets the tone for the whole play.  The simple "Who goes there?" in Hamlet turns it into a great ghost story once you realize that the wrong guard says it.  Macbeth's wyrd sisters start the play by confusing audience expectations, asking "When shall we three meet again", as if we've just been dropped into the end of their discussion rather than the beginning. 

I think my favorite, though, might be Romeo and Juliet, because I can really bring it all the way back to the first two words:  Two households.  Maybe it's the geek in me, but I like things binary.  Shakespeare starts out the play by taking the universe of what's about to unfold and dividing it right down the middle. You're gonna have the X's over here, and the not X's over there.  Everything else is irrelevant, they are effectively the same thing in all variables except for one.  In this case their name, although it dawns on me that decades of directors portraying the conflict as a racial thing seems to diminish the value of the "What's in a name?" series of speeches.  (For some reason that makes me think of the Star-Belly Sneetches.)

What's your favorite opening scene, and how fast does it hook you?  Do you have to wait for the "good stuff" or is it lightning bolts and edge of the chair action from the first time somebody opens his mouth?

Shakespeare Dreams

Last thing I watched before dozing off last night was Slings & Arrows season 3, the one where they do King Lear.  I'm still early on, where they are rehearsing.  But sure enough didn't I dream about being in the audience and watching those rehearsals?

One crucial difference, though -  my brain had Patrick Stewart playing King Lear. 

I like my brain.

Macbeth To Boston?

No, not a hint of a new production coming...or maybe it is?  This morning while waiting for my commuter rail train (at the Anderson/Woburn station, for the locals), I noticed that somebody had slapped a Macbeth sticker over the word INBOUND, so that one of the billboards read MACBETH TO BOSTON.  I was intrigued, but the sticker had nothing on it other than the one word, and a little double triangle symbol like you might see on a train or airplane logo of some sort.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Beware The Ides Of March Indeed!

You know, all yesterday I tried to think of some reason to post about 3/15, the Ides of March, without being cliche and doing it just because.

Well, I have no heat in my house now.  Something broke on the burner yesterday night.  It's snowing, and the repairman tells me that we might not be able to get a part until Monday.  We're in the process of packing up to spend the weekend at the in-laws as I speak.

Beware The Ides of March!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Who Was Amelia Bassano?

http://www.jewcy.com/post/shakespeares_plays_were_written_jewish_woman

Well well, isn't this interesting, what with all the talk lately about Shakespeare's depiction of Jews, and his own personal experience with them.  Today I spot this story about Amelia Bassano, a new candidate for the Authorship question.  Not only is she a she, she's Jewish.

Point #2 in the article is particularly relevant to our recent discussions.  Did Shakespeare really include spoken Hebrew in All's Well That Ends Well?  I wasn't familiar with that.    And #8 is all about the various "Jewish allegories" in the plays.  Oberon represents Yahweh?  What??

For the most part the article is just blatantly biased, as Authorship articles normally are.  For instance #4, "There would have been no way for Shakespeare to learn Italian in Stratford-on-Avon."  And #6 is just plain funny, citing "over 99.999999% chance this is no coincidence!"

Perhaps the funniest of all is that nowhere in the article does he mention Merchant of Venice.  At all.  Somebody explain to me why this Jewish woman would have written Shylock?

 

You know, the more I look at it, I wonder if the whole thing is a joke.  I almost think it has to be.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Much Ado....for Kids?

http://community.livejournal.com/bard_in_boston/62671.html

So I notice via  Bard In Boston that a local production of Much Ado begins soon.  It got me thinking, maybe this would be a good time to introduce my kids to a real Shakespeare show?  I'm not sure if the 3yr old could sit still that long, but the 5yr old might.  I saw Much Ado a couple years back when they did it on the Common, and I remember them playing it up very slapstick, almost like a Scooby-Doo cartoon (where Benedick is listening to his friends talk, stalking silently behind them and then freezing like a statue every time they turn around).  There's no violence to speak of, other than the whole "We think Hero's dead but not really" thing.

Or, she might not be ready for it at all.  So I thought I'd throw it out there.  Got any experience with 5yr olds at Shakespeare shows, particularly this one?  I also don't want to be disruptive by having her be the only one in attendance (which I'm sure would contribute to making her more uncomfortable than she'd normally be).

(Context, for my new readers - my kids know about Shakespeare.  They know who he was, and they know the general plot to many of the stories, including Tempest, Twelfth Night, R&J, and King Lear.  I've never tried to work through the text with them at this age, but I have told them the stories to the best of my ability and answered all of their questions, of which there are many.)

Audiobook : City of Masks

http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/03/13/city-of-masks

I'm a big fan of "podcast novels", serialized audiobooks that come straight to my MP3 player.  Beats carrying around big honkin hardcovers.  Plus I can't read while driving or walking across town, but I can listen.

The description for this one calls it "a swashbuckling adventure in a setting reminiscent of Shakespeare’s Italy (complete with twins)."  No idea if it'll really have any connection to Shakespeare, but I tend to sign up for the new podiobooks as they come out regardless.  I can always cancel after a chapter or two if I don't like it.