So my DVR noticed that Ethan Hawke's Hamlet was on this week, and recorded it for me. Am I going to like it? I can tell you, I'm about 15 minutes in or so and I don't. It's like a bunch of 20 something actors got together and said "People will take us seriously if we do Shakespeare!" Meanwhile they walk through their lines as if to say, "I have no idea what I just said."
I hear Bill Murray is good in it, though.