Listen. I love a good pun, and I love a good "walks into a bar" joke, and well, I have mixed feelings about Shakespeare ;).
I only wish it was a better joke :).
A man is walking down the street when he rounds a corner and crashes straight into William Shakespeare, knocking them both to the ground. "Can I get a beer?" the man asks.
"I beg your pardon?" asks Shakespeare.
"Terribly sorry," says the man, "It seems I've gone and walked into a bard by mistake."