Blah blah, details, who cares, giving away free MP3 copy of "The Shakespeare Collection". Includes 5 sonnets, selections from Dream, and two "great historical recordings" - Hamlet and Henry V - one of which is apparently Olivier, but I haven't listened to them yet so I dunno which is which.
You have to register and provide a UK postcode, but that's easily hacked. If anybody comes looking for an Alan Farrar who lives at the House of Commons, tell them you haven't seen me!
(Just kidding, I'm actually Alan Blixt. :))