Have I linked to something like this before? I can't remember, but it seems familiar. Anyway, you know Mad Libs, right? This is the game where you fill in a name, a verb, an adjective.... and then you read the story you produced. Only in this case it's Act 4, Scene 5 where the Nurse has found Juliet's lifeless body.
I always thought Mad Libs are funnier if you see the template first, and then deliberately fill in goofy words.