Comcast (the US cable provider) is running a new commercial for their "high speed" service that shows two actors performing the death scene from Romeo and Juliet. The gimmick is they're in a hurry, so they rush through it. They actually seem to stick to script (I didn't care enough to actually see how accurate they were). I think it would have been funnier if Juliet actually said "Blah blah, yadda yadda, oh happy dagger...."
Not terribly funny, and I have no smart comments, I just felt obliged to acknowledge it :).